```json
{
    "title": "G5 Powerbook Release: Gotta Be A Fake",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2005/06/03/g5-powerbook-release-gotta-be-a-fake/",
    "datePublished": "2005-06-03",
    "dateModified": "2005-06-03",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "Enough with the G5 Powerbook rumours. Well, unless Steve Jobs has found a way to defy the laws of physics, a picture of the G5 Powerbook can be found here.…",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# G5 Powerbook Release: Gotta Be A Fake

Enough with the

[G5 Powerbook rumours](http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/laptops-pcs/apple/powerbook-g5-next-tuesday-106453.php)

.
Well, unless Steve Jobs has found a way to defy the laws of physics, a picture of the G5 Powerbook can be found

[here](http://www.newestindustry.org/index.php/2005/05/22/g5_powerbook_ouch)

.
A G5 Powerbook violates the zeroth, first, second, third, and most likely the

[Illuminati](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati)

-held secret fourth

[law of thermodynamics](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermodynamics#The_laws_of_thermodynamics)

.
Calm down. Not physically possible.
Oh, I forgot: you're Apple people. Reality is as The Steve preacheth.