```json
{
    "title": "Random Tom Waits",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2005/06/30/random-tom-waits/",
    "datePublished": "2005-06-30",
    "dateModified": "2005-06-30",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice HeÂ’s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss -- Cemetary Polka From Rain Dogs",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# Random Tom Waits

> Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon, independent as a hog on ice
> HeÂ’s a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse
> Plays accordion for Mr. Weiss
>  -- *Cemetary Polka* From [Rain Dogs](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B000001FFJ/performance03-20/ref%3Dnosim/104-6103965-4395965)