```json
{
    "title": "The American Came…And We Kicked Their Ass!",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2005/04/28/the-american-cameand-we-kicked-their-ass/",
    "datePublished": "2005-04-28",
    "dateModified": "2005-04-28",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "192 years ago, the newly United States invaded Canada. We turned around and burned the White House down. Thanks Andrew!",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# The American Came…And We Kicked Their Ass!

192 years ago, the newly United States invaded Canada.
We turned around and burned the White House down.
*[Thanks Andrew!](http://www.boundbygravity.com/2005_04_01_bbgarchive.aspx#111470051603518835)*