```json
{
    "title": "Unitarian Jihad: Brother Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2005/04/25/unitarian-jihad-brother-rail-gun-of-warm-humanitarianism/",
    "datePublished": "2005-04-25",
    "dateModified": "2005-04-25",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "Underlings! you will now refer to me by dark side name: Brother Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism Inspired by Jon Carroll. Linked to by tipperography. Mass produced by ... whump?…",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# Unitarian Jihad: Brother Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

Underlings! you will now refer to me by dark side name:
**Brother Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism**
Inspired by [Jon Carroll](http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2005/04/08/DDG27BCFLG1.DTL).
Linked to by [tipperography](http://tipperography.typepad.com/tipperography/2005/04/as_eric_said_si.html).
Mass produced by ... [whump](http://homepage.mac.com/whump/ujname.html)?
After the Microsoft/Gay Rights fiasco this weekend, today seems to be lighthearted insanity day.