```json
{
    "title": "Venetian Server Room",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2005/10/25/venetian-server-room/",
    "datePublished": "2005-10-25",
    "dateModified": "2005-10-25",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "Have I ever mentioned that when it rains, water comes into our basement? Have I ever mentioned that said water flows less than an inch directly below the only place…",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# Venetian Server Room

Have I ever mentioned that when it rains, water comes into our basement?
Have I ever mentioned that said water flows less than an inch directly below the only place in the house my servers can go?
Ugh.