```json
{
    "title": "You HAVE to buy this bed",
    "url": "https://performancezen.com/2006/05/11/you-have-to-buy-this-bed/",
    "datePublished": "2006-05-11",
    "dateModified": "2006-05-11",
    "language": "en-US",
    "description": "Got a screenshot of this before it goes away. I think this qualifies as a classic Craigslist purchase. Technorati Tags: Craigslist, phallus, bedroom, classifieds, wtf",
    "author": "spierzchala",
    "publisher": "Performance Zen"
}
```

# You HAVE to buy this bed

Got a screenshot of this before it goes away.
[http://www.flickr.com/photos/spierzchala/144607486/](http://www.flickr.com/photos/spierzchala/144607486/)
I think this qualifies as a classic Craigslist purchase.
Technorati Tags: [Craigslist](http://technorati.com/tag/Craigslist), [phallus](http://technorati.com/tag/phallus), [bedroom](http://technorati.com/tag/bedroom), [classifieds](http://technorati.com/tag/classifieds), [wtf](http://technorati.com/tag/wtf)