Author: spierzchala

The Slacker Manager just introduced me to Tom Bihn bags. [here]
For any of your louts who forgot my birthday, or if you like GrabPERF and want to show your appreciation: I want what SM got.
< DROOL >

Looks like Jeremy Wright and Darren Rowse have their own beefs with Google Blahnalytics (Term Courtesy of Jeremy Wright).
Gee Google, these two guys are opinion-shapers. I think maybe you should come out and say that there are issues.
Or say something.
Anything?
Or are your Overlords at the NSA still pawing over the data and won’t let you release it?

Technorati: Google Analytics, Google, analytics, NSA
IcreRocket: Google Analytics, Google, analytics, NSA

Help Center: Supporting Google Analytics.
How long does it take to see report data after adding the tracking code?
After you first install the tracking code, it may take several hours for report data to appear in your account. Google Analytics generally updates your reports every hour, but data can take up to 6 hours to appear in your account.
Here.

It’s now over 24 hours, and no data.
For a company that prides itself on its massive data infrastructure and processing capabilities, the influx of millions of users trying a new service should not be an issue…right?
Maybe they need to follow up with some of their colleagues at the NSA and borrow one their supercomputers. The data is eventually going to end up there anyway.

Technorati: Google Analytics, Google, analytics
IcreRocket: Google Analytics, Google, analytics

So, you think that Google Analytics is hot and cool?
So, have you had any visitors yet?
I haven’t.
But hey, what about those silly Web server logs that say that I have had many, many visitors?
We are the Google; your data cannot be tracked; therefore, it is irrelevant.
So far, I am not impressed.
And I am not alone. [here]

Technorati: Google Analytics, Google, analytics
IcreRocket: Google Analytics, Google, analytics

Just uploaded a bunch more pics to Flickr from this weekend.
Needed a break from writing a report and got these up.
Enjoy.

Technorati: Sweetgrass Winery,Maine
IceRocket: Sweetgrass Winery,Maine

Google, if you are going to launch a Web service, better make sure it’s up and available for your customers so that they can evangelize it.

It may be good…when I can get to it.

Wish me a happy birthday, you forgetful louts! 😉
It’s 37 this year.
And while you’re at it, wish Charles Windsor a happy 57^th.

MySQL 5.0 has a Blackhole Storage Engine. [here]
Cool. And if you make me grumpy, all of your performance data will be stored there! 🙂
Via: Jeremy Zawodny

If you are Canadian, you know what follows after those words.

My friend Kennedy writes to inform me that today is the thirtieth anniversary of the sinking of the S. S. Edmund Fitzgerald. [here]

30 years. Wow.