Finally broke down and bought Samantha a new computer this morning.
Lowest common deniminator machine from Dell. But her current machine is showing its age and it’s time to make it a computer for the boys. I even have a new hard drive for it — the drive that used to hold the GrabPERF database.
Now maybe I can get a MacBookPro sometime in the next generation.
Yeah right.
I do lead a rich fantasy life…why do you ask?
I arrived this morning and fired up the GrabPERF main page to check out the Top/Bottom Twenty.
This is what greeted me.
CLICK ME!
In the Good News category, every measurement in the Top Twenty had 100% availability.
In the Bad News category, some big names were showing up in the Bottom Twenty with performance and success rate numbers that made me do a double take.
I’m trying to figure out if it’s something I said or something I ate.
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I got to hold a 3-day old lamb, and watch as Samantha gave this little creature it’s first bath.
How cool is that?
I may spend my day shlepping bits and electrons, but there is something very special about watching your friend’s 11 year-old daughter lead a little ball of wool on its first free walk in the field across the road.
Sometimes getting away from it all is worth it.
If you are looking for me, drop me a line. I will be on and off all weekend as we are visiting with friends.
Some of you may know of this frightening shot of Doc Searls mouth.
Well, move over Doc! I just learned at the dentist this morning that my bridge has to come out, as the foundation teeth that hold it in place (it’s a permanent plate) are…well, failing is the polite way to say it.
I have had the bridge for 20 years, so this is is no surprise to me, and one of the reasons that I have avoided seeing a dentist for so long.
I also learned that it could cost up to $25,000 to have the cadillac of replacements.
Or $10,000 if I want a job that will have to be fixed in another 10 years.
Or $1,000 if I don’t mind feeling like my grandparents, putting my teeth in a glass by the bed every night.
Well, you guessed it: damn the self-image! I am going for the removable partial plate.
And how did I get into this mess in the first place? It’s simple: I ran a complex, real-time experiement that clearly demonstrated the force required to remove teeth. The components included:
In order to complete the experiment, the bicycle had to precisely clip the bumper of the truck. This was difficult to perform, as the bicycle was moving at high speed and the truck (which would not be able to see the bicycle until the last minute) had to swerve very precisely in front of the bicycle…and rider.
The MythBusters would have been proud.
So, unlike many Canadian men (and women), I lost my teeth in a cycling accident, not as a result of an on-ice altercation or an attempt to be Gump Worsley.
So, if you meet me in the future, ask me to pop out my teeth.
I might just do it.
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Over the last two days, the Gawker Media sites measured by GrabPERF have shown significant degradation during peak hours.
Live data can be viewed here.
Most folks who read the affected blogs in feed readers will likely not notice the problem. However, no reason for the degradation has been released.
UPDATE: Gawker posted on the performance issue this afternoon [here]. Apparently there was a fermentation-related incident near one of the servers and specialist teams are working to resolve the issue — I hear they brought in these guys.
[NB: Beating a server does not make it go faster, Nick.]
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It was December 1978.
My family had travelled to the big city of Calgary for our annual Christmas shopping expedition.
There were five of us crammed into a hotel room: Mom, Dad, my two younger brothers and me.
In an attempt to bribe us and keep us quiet, they let us watch this travesty against a modern mythology.
Some would say this is the event that scarred me and made me the man I am today.
I still need therapy to cope with the night terrors the memory of this event brings to me.
The Star Wars Christmas Special was so bad, that George Lucas sttempted to suppress it for more than 20 years.
I was reminded of the existence of the show last Christmas when NPR listed the show in some anthology of doomed Christmas specials — I remember less about that interview than I do of the special itself.
I am in awe that someone has released this again.
I know I will scream in horror when I watch it.
Via: Good Morning Silicon Valley
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I heard (via TechCrunch and Om Malik and PubSub) that there is some … transition at PubSub.
Now, I have a soft spot in my heart for PubSub, because Bob Wyman was the first person to really notice and appreciate the things I was doing at GrabPERF. I wonder what the future holds for this team.
Frankly, I would agree with Michael Arrington’s comment that PubSub is a likely acquisition target. They do offer a very interesting service, but as a standalone offering, the opportunities are becoming increasingly narrow. As part of a larger Social Web/Web 2.0 firm with a broad range of products, PubSub’s technology could become the glue that holds the various parts together.
Update: Salim Ismail, the now retired CEO, posts his own comments here.
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Old is such a relative thing.
Where I grew up, in the British Columbia Interior, an old building is one that dates from between 1860 and 1900.
In the San Francisco Bay Area, you might see some buildings from the 1840s, maybe some Spanish ones that are older.
In Massachussetts/New England, there are some buildings that date from the 1620-1640.
In the UK, the new church in a village may have been constructed in 1610, to replace the one built in 1078.
In Cairo or Jerusalem, people don’t blink when you say that you live in a house built in 948 AD.
Old is so relative…and so fleeting.
I have now launched the GrabPERF Site Statistics Index. The current members are:
If you know of or represent a firm that I have missed, please drop me an email or a comment.
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