- I have never used OSX or owned a Powerbook
- I don’t own a tablet PC
- I don’t own a sexy cell phone
- I have never owned/started a company
- I have never had my own column/tv show
- I haven’t had to hide my true identity to protect my job/family/unnamed federal agency
- I have never written my own Internet Standard or protocol
- I have only been quoted by the mainstream media once
- I have not written a book
- I only go on one business trip every 2-3 months
- I have never had comment spam
I am sure there are more reasons; I will add them as they come to mind.
Addendum
- I am not in a band
- I think podcasting is vain and useless
- I don’t own an iPod/Zen Micro/Digital Player
- My digital camera is worth $60
- I have never mixed my own music
- I have never written a desktop application
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