Today, they christened the Nimitz-class carrier, George H.W. Bush.
Still a few bugs to work out. Seems the navigation system breaks down after it has seen battle, causing it to wander aimlessly, and eventually become lost. It is especially vulnerable to attack by more than one enemy simultaneously, which in some simulations has forced the commander to surrender the vessel.
I also hear that they have started CAD drawings for the Seawolf-class nuclear submarine SSN George W Bush. Not only is it designed to be isolated from and out of contact with the rest of the world for long periods of time, I hear that it will have a new command feature: all fleet orders, battle information, or damage reports are first filtered through the boat’s Media Relations Officer before being passed to the commander.
File Under: Humor.