Author: spierzchala

  • Wasaga Beach: Life? What Life?

    We have been in Wasaga Beach, Ontario for the last four days, and it is a wonderful place to turn off your brain.

    So far we have spent the weekend celebrating ZenWife’s grandmother’s 100th birthday, then we have decided to do as little as possible. Shopping in Collingwood (without the boys; go Grandparents!), and hanging with the family are the plans for the rest of the week.

    If you need me, I’m dead. 🙂

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  • Dear Apache Software Foundation: FIX THE MSIE SSL KEEPALIVE SETTINGS!

    Dear Apache Software Foundation, and the developers of the Apache Web server:

    I would like to thank you for developing a great product. I rely on it daily to host my own sites, and a large number of people on the Internet seem to share my love of this software.

    However, it appears that you seem to want to maintain a simple flaw in your logic that continues to make me crazy. I am a Web performance analyst, and at least once a week I sigh, and shake my head whenever I stoop to use Microsoft Internet Explorer (MSIE) to visit secure sites.

    I seems that in your SSL configurations, you continue to assume that ALL versions of MSIE can’t handle persistent connections under SSL/TLS.
    Is this true? Is a bug initially caught in MSIE 5.x (5.0??) still valid for MSIE 6.0/7.0?

    The short answer is: I don’t know.

    It seems that no one in the Apache server team has bothered to go back and see if the current versions of MSIE — we are trying to track down the last three people use MSIE 5.x and help them — still share this problem.

    In the meantime, can you change your SSL exclusion RegEx to something more, relevant for 2007?

    Current RegEx:
    SetEnvIf User-Agent ".*MSIE.*" nokeepalive
    	ssl-unclean-shutdown
    	downgrade-1.0 force-response-1.0
    Relvant, updated REGEX:
    SetEnvIf User-Agent ".*MSIE [1-5].*"
    	nokeepalive ssl-unclean-shutdown
    	downgrade-1.0 force-response-1.0
    
    SetEnvIf User-Agent ".*MSIE [6-9].*"
    	ssl-unclean-shutdown

    Please? PLEASE? It’s so easy…and would solve so many performance problems…

    Please?

    Thank you.

  • GrabPERF: Wireless Provider Metrics

    I have set up measurements to monitor the main pages of some of the world’s largest mobile phone providers.

    Just something to do on a rainy Sunday.

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  • BIPOLAR: "There’s no need to ask directions if you ever lose your mind"

    There’s no need to ask directions
    If you ever lose your mind
    We’re behind you
    We’re behind you
    And let us please remind you
    We can send a car to find you
    If you ever lose your way

    Cake — Comfort Eagle

    So, last week, I did it. I dropped Paxil/paroxetine/seroxat completely from my medicines. Seems that other medical issues I am having are aggravated by the stuff, so after 7.5 years, it’s gone.

    The withdrawal shouldn’t be as bad for me as it is for most people, as I am on pretty high doses of the mood-stabilizer Trileptal. Still, it should be an interesting couple of weeks.

  • Skype Degrading, Trying Gizmo

    I have been using Skype as a landline pretty exclusively for the last 6 months, but the quality of the service has been degrading rapidly. Today, I called ZenWife from the office and she said it sounded like I was calling from inside a tin can.

    So, on a recommendation from a co-worker, I am giving Gizmo a try. Pretty immediately, I noticed a quality improvement over Skype, and people on my conference calls said it was much better.

    So, if you want to reach me, try spierzchala on Gizmo, or +1-508-635-4420.

    And Skype, let me know when your quality improves.

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  • T-Mobile: Redemption is yours

    Last night, I spent over an hour on the phone with three very friendly and helpful T-Mobile tech support representatives, and guess what? The troublesome Samsung T619 I slammed a couple of weeks ago is now able to send and receive text messages.

    I was impressed with the efficiency of the T-Mobile team, and the Tier 2 team I ended up with was thorough. It took two Over-the-air updates to fix the phone, but it’s done and I’m happy.

    Can’t take back the bad comment, but hope I can counter it with some good words.

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  • Maine: What did you do with your Saturday afternoon?

    I spent mine helping to bottle 65 cases of custom peach wine up here at the Sweetgrass Farm Winery. Keith and Constance are having a local open house tomorrow, and the doors open wide on Memorial Day Weekend.

    They have apple and peach wine, and blueberry gin.

    And the peach wine? Yummmmmm.

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  • T-Mobile: Drop the Cheap Samsung T619

    I actually upgraded my phone through T-Mobile about a month ago, and it was a mistake. I went with the Free upgrade (mistake number one) and chose the Samsung SGH-T619.

    It’s a piece of crap. I guess I should have known that when I chose the free upgrade.

    My biggest complaint: it won’t send text messages. That’s right, one of the core features of any mobile phone, and this lousy hunk of plastic won’t do it. Every time I try to send a message, the phone says it couldn’t do it, retry?

    So I send an email to the customer service at T-Mobile. Complete form letter reply.

    I’m going to throw this lousy phone in a drawer, and likely pay the penalty to switch to Cingular/ATT Mobile.

    I am finally fed up.

  • Trillian: Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish

    I have finally given up on Trillian releasing a new version anytime before the next ice age, and switched to the the messenger client formerly known as GAIM, now known as Pidgin.

    Solid, functional, and showing signs that it is in active development. Unlike Trillian, which is slowly becoming the Duke Nukem Forever of messenger clients.

    I’m sorry, but promising a cool new product, and then not letting anyone try it leads to scores of new Pidgin users.

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  • MySpace

    The client visit this week (and don’t expect too many details) was to MySpace. It is interesting to get an inside perspective on their performance challenges, as well as their beyond unique infrastructure.

    I am bagged, and off to write up a document for another client.

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