Author: spierzchala

  • Fire? What Fire? The flames, smoke and fire engines are part of a cunning training exercise.

    Homeland Stupidity is great and reminding us that the security and intelligence community in the United States is insecure and of questionable intelligence.

    The military intelligence unit responsible for spying on Americans had to evacuate its Fort Meade, Md., offices Friday after a six-alarm fire broke out.

    A fire broke out shortly after 3 p.m. on the roof of Nathan Hale Hall, at 4554 Llewellyn Ave., just on the other side of the golf course from the National Security Agency headquarters. Construction was underway on the part of the roof that caught fire, according to Lt. Col. James Peterson, director of emergency services at Fort Meade.

    A fire is unfortunate, and yes, it occurred in a building with sensitive “intelligence” material. However, isn’t this quote from later in the post a bit odd?

    Jennifer Downing, a spokesman for the post, would only confirm a fire was burning at 4554 Llewellyn Ave., deep inside the west county Army base. She directed calls to a spokesman with the Army’s Criminal Investigation Division, who did not return calls.

    Fort Meade’s fire chief also did not return calls for comment. And later, a public affairs officer told The Capital to file a Freedom of Information Act request. — Annapolis Capital

    Ummm….

    “Dude, I can see flames coming from your offices.”

    “I can neither confirm nor deny that my hair and clothes are on fire. Excuse me, I must participate in the screaming in pain and running madly away from the fire exercise.”

  • Kevin Tillman: And just how do you justify Iraq again?

    Kevin Tillman, the brother of the late Pat Tillman, has written an essay that will make it hard for anyone to justify Iraq.

    How can the Rumsfeld, Rice, Cheney, Rove, and Bush argue their way out of this essay?

    Remember, the Gettysburg Address took less than 2 minutes to deliver.

    Pass it on.

  • Tomorrow: OHIO!

    Flying JetBlue into Columbus tomorrow to see a client in the Cincinnati are on Thursday.

    Not that anyone ever checks in, but if GrabPERF goes poof, it may be a while before I get to it.

  • The Office Smells

    Either I have lost my mind or the building has become truly evil.

    Today, the air in my office is saturated with the small you can only find in an airplane bathroom.

    You all know the smell. It is one of the most unique shared experiences humans can have.

    It’s evil. And it’s everywhere.

  • Web compression: Oh, the irony!

    Well, the irony of this is painful.

    I went with 1&1 as the hosting location for my personal domains, including WebPerformance.org.

    One of the things that I preach there is the use of compression.

    Guess what? 1&1 doesn’t use Web compression on their servers.

    Ugh.

  • Port80 Software: IIS 6.0 Market Share Increases in Fortune 1000

    Port80 Software is reporting that in their survey of Fortune 1000 Web sites, IIS 6.0 has overtaken Apache as the Web server platform of choice. [here]

    My two-cents: I respect the Port80 Software team greatly and love their maniacal devotion to ensuring that IIS users actually make use of the HTTP compression and caching that can so greatly improve Web performance.

    That said, they are tied to Microsoft and the IIS platform. I would be curious to see if, scratching below the surface, they were able to determine what the application platform these companies built their mission critical Web applications on. I am open-minded and willing to hear that IIS is winning in that area as well. In my mind, it’s about Web performance tuning, not what you use to get that performance.

    That said, I think a critical Web application survey of these same firms would find that many of these companies rely on JSP servers to run their core business processes.

    As well, it would be interesting to se, by Fortune 1000 ranking, what the companies are using what server platform.

    And…people still use Netscape Enterprise, SunOne, and Domino as production Web servers? YIKES!

  • Guilty Pleasures: Go Insane

    As a teenager growing up in a very small logging town in the BC interior, I had what could be politely termed unusual musical tastes, especially for the mainstream, heavy-metal, hair-banging kids I hung around with.

    But when I was alone with my walkman, I listened to the real geniuses of 80s rock: REM, Kate Bush, Talking Heads, and…Lindsey Buckingham.

    Lindsey Buckingham?? That guy from Fleetwood Mac?

    Want a little aural treat? Listen to Go Insane. I literally wore the oxide off my version of the cassette. Crosses so many different boundaries…and realize that you are pretty much hearing Lindsey Buckingham only. Mick Fleetwood makes a couple appearances, but other than that, it is a one-man show.

    Do it. I dare you.

  • Citizens Bank Outage



    Citizens Bank Outage
    Originally uploaded by spierzchala.

    Some days, your bank needs to get smacked around.
    This is one of those times.
    What is going on?

  • Happy Thanksgiving



    Happy Thanksgiving
    Originally uploaded by spierzchala.

    To all the folks back home, Happy Thanksgiving!
    May your turkey be moist, juicy, and, preferably, smoked.