Author: spierzchala

  • GrabPERF: Feedster Makes A “Huge” Improvement

    Ok, for the average viewer a 0.25 second improvement doesn’t look like much.


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    However, this is extrememly deceptive. The searches were using the the bare minimum terms necessary.

    http://www.feedster.com/search.php?q=[SEARCH TERM]

    This stopped working correctly last night. Effectively, it looks like Feedster’s Date Search is broken. How did I figure this out? Well, the size of the results page went from 30,000+ bytes to 15,000+ bytes. This is always a clue that either:

    1. The server has started using a compression technology
    2. The page being returned is not the one you expect

    I have switched the measurements back to Relevance Searches; these are less important to blog searches (more like old-school search engines). This will keep Feedster on an even par with everyone else, it will have to stay this way until Feedster fixes their Date Search.
    The new search is:

    http://www.feedster.com/search.php?q=[SEARCH TERM]&sort=relevance

    I would love to hear from the Feedster team when they have fixed this issue.


    UPDATE: Scott Johnson and Jeff Kletsky from Feedster dropped by. The relevance search is back up and running, and the measurement has been updated accordingly.

  • More Random Tom Waits

    For lack of anything intelligent to say right now…

    Step Right Up
    Tom Waits
    from Small Change
    Step right up
    step right up
    step right up
    Everyone’s a winner, bargains galore
    That’s right, you too can be the proud owner
    Of the quality goes in before the name goes on
    One-tenth of a dollar
    one-tenth of a dollar
    we got service after sales
    You need perfume? we got perfume
    how ’bout an engagement ring?
    Something for the little lady
    something for the little lady
    Something for the little lady, hmm
    Three for a dollar
    We got a year-end clearance, we got a white sale
    And a smoke-damaged furniture
    you can drive it away today
    Act now, act now
    and receive as our gift, our gift to you
    They come in all colors, one size fits all
    No muss, no fuss, no spills
    you’re tired of kitchen drudgery
    Everything must go
    going out of business
    going out of business
    Going out of business sale
    Fifty percent off original retail price
    skip the middle man
    Don’t settle for less
    How do we do it?
    how do we do it?
    volume, volume, turn up the volume
    Now you’ve heard it advertised, don’t hesitate
    Don’t be caught with your drawers down
    Don’t be caught with your drawers down
    You can step right up, step right up
    That’s right, it filets, it chops
    It dices, slices, never stops
    lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
    And it mows your lawn
    and it picks up the kids from school
    It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
    it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
    It delivers a pizza
    and it lengthens, and it strengthens
    And it finds that slipper that’s been at large
    under the chaise longe for several weeks
    And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
    It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
    And it’s only a dollar, step right up
    it’s only a dollar, step right up
    ‘Cause it forges your signature.
    If not completely satisfied
    mail back unused portion of product
    For complete refund of price of purchase
    Step right up
    Please allow thirty days for delivery
    don’t be fooled by cheap imitations
    You can live in it, live in it
    laugh in it, love in it
    Swim in it, sleep in it
    Live in it, swim in it
    laugh in it, love in it
    Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets
    that’s right
    And it entertains visiting relatives
    it turns a sandwich into a banquet
    Tired of being the life of the party?
    Change your shorts
    change your life
    change your life
    Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy
    get rid of your wife
    And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
    Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack
    see you later alligator
    See you later alligator
    And it steals your car
    It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
    It’s a friend, and it’s a companion
    And it’s the only product you will ever need
    Follow these easy assembly instructions
    it never needs ironing
    Well it takes weights off hips, bust
    thighs, chin, midriff
    Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job
    it is a job
    And it strips the phone company free
    take ten for five exchange
    And it gives you denture breath
    And you know it’s a friend, and it’s a companion
    And it gets rid of your traveler’s checks
    It’s new, it’s improved, it’s old-fashioned
    Well it takes care of business
    never needs winding
    Never needs winding
    never needs winding
    Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of psoriasis
    Christ, you don’t know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
    C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    ‘Cause it’s effective, it’s defective
    it creates household odors
    It disinfects, it sanitizes for your protection
    It gives you an erection
    it wins the election
    Why put up with painful corns any longer?
    It’s a redeemable coupon, no obligation
    no salesman will visit your home
    We got a jackpot, jackpot, jackpot
    prizes, prizes, prizes, all work guaranteed
    How do we do it
    how do we do it
    how do we do it
    how do we do it
    We need your business
    we’re going out of business
    We’ll give you the business
    Get on the business
    end of our going-out-of-business sale
    Receive our free brochure, free brochure
    Read the easy-to-follow assembly instructions
    batteries not included
    Send before midnight tomorrow, terms available
    Step right up
    step right up
    step right up
    You got it buddy: the large print giveth
    and the small print taketh away
    Step right up
    you can step right up
    you can step right up
    C’mon step right up
    (Get away from me kid, you bother me…)
    Step right up, step right up, step right up
    c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon
    Step right up
    you can step right up
    c’mon and step right up
    C’mon and step right up

  • Blacklisted: Blogspot.com

    I have permanently blacklisted all of people making comments from blogspot.com — it appears that Google’s little nightmare is getting worse.
    Thankfully b2evolution makes that easy. I hate to think about what the the other blogging platforms will have to go through to make this happen.
    PS: This is in response to Chris Pirillo’s well-timed rant on this topic. [here]

  • GrabPERF: Agent Upgrade (PERL Module)

    Last night, I upgraded the Local Network GrabPERF measurement Agent to the WWW-Curl-3.02 PERL module. I will be doing the same thing on the Gomez Agent tomorrow morning, once I bring it back up from it’s power-outage induced slumber.

  • GrabPERF: Interesting Blog Search Data

    Ok, this is a little weird.
    First, go look at this page.
    What’s weird in this data is the difference that you can see between the one-word and the two-word searches.
    I was asked to look into this by someone at one of the Blog Search Engines (who shall remain anonymous), under the suspicion that there would be some difference in the performance of these these two-searches.
    I want to watch this for a while before I publish the next Search Index results. What I am seeing here is that there could be a methodological issue in the search. Be interesting to see how these react to three word searches.
    If any of the folks from the search engines want to chat about this, drop a comment in the usual place.

  • GrabPERF: Lost an Agent for the Weekend.

    The Gomez Network Agent is offline due to a power failure at the hosting facility. I will bring this Agent back online on Monday morning.
    Sorry for the inconvenience.

  • GrabPERF: Water in the basement

    Woke up to 3 inches of water in my basement. Where the GrabPERF Web and database servers are hosted.
    Oh, and this blog and my personal Web site.
    Given the amount of rain we have had lately, this is the only water we have had.
    Ugh!

  • MySQL Replication

    I am thinking about setting up MySQL replication for the GrabPERF database so that the massive number of inserts done does not interfere with the performance of the Web interface.
    Does anyone out there have any advice/comments/concerns/experiences on doing this for an active database with large amounts of data in it?

  • Apache 2.0.55

    The Web server has been upgraded to Apache 2.0.55.
    Let me know if you see any unusual weirdness.

  • TypePad: Server failure leads to outage


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    ’nuff said.
    UPDATE: From Technorati

    10.11.2005
    TypePad Service
    The TypePad application is currently experiencing performance degradation. You may be experiencing application errors due to the issue with published blog content noted below. We are aware of the issue and are working hard to correct it as soon as possible; we apologize for the inconvenience.
    UPDATE (1:10 pm) We have been working on correcting this and you should see the improvement currently.
    At present, the stats page continues to be disabled. We expect that stats will be restored today.
    Posted by Six Apart Ops at 11:15 AM
    10.11.2005
    TypePad Blogs
    UPDATE (1:10 PM). Service has been restored to published weblogs shortly after the last update and is continuing solid.
    —————
    UPDATE (12:31 PM). We are currently restoring service to published weblogs. While we restore service, you may experience degraded performance. We appreciate and thank you for your patience.
    —————
    UPDATE (12:02 PM). One of the main servers has gone off line. We are in the process of restarting it.
    We apologize for the inconvenience, and we will post an update here as soon as possible.
    Posted by Six Apart Ops at 11:16 AM


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